You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
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Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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