That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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