Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
