Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So much rum. So many feels.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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