i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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