You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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