her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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