whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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