redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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