It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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