4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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