Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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