Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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