honey bunches of taint.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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