dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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