I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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