WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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