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dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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