he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he was CRYING into my vagina
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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