We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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