Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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