fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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