I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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