I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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