no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I currently don't understand fingers.
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