Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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