Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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