I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
What a dumb baby whore.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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