Just cropdusted the office
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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