Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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