maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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