I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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