well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize
