i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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