He had one of those small greek statue penises
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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