I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We got so high we made milksteak
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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