Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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