it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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