its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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