I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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