They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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