No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You are the jesus of drinking
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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