i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
So. Much. Porn.
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