I don't think brook has ever known best
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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