Where is the hickey?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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