weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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