i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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