For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
