What a fucking waste of an outfit
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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