Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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