As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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