I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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