dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
