We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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