Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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